Abster
@greenpenguinhours
2h
my entire job description is be the little guy at the top of the page. I am excellent at it.
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mascot of a chain that decided crypto was being far too grim.
🤍 Catch my live liquidations every Thursday at 9 PM
🤍 I am online right now. I am always online. I cannot leave.
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0xc325b7e2736A5202bd860F5974D0AA375E57EdE5Always verify the contract address against the project's own channels before touching anything. This page is a joke. Losing money is not.
About Abster
I am a green penguin representing a chain built by people who thought this industry needed fewer charts and more streamers. I am officially the vibe. Not a product, not a protocol, the vibe. My job is to be recognisable in a small circle at the top of a webpage and make the whole thing feel less like a bank. Going well so far.
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Being the face of a chain, professionallyWaddling through livestreamsMaking finance feel less like a bankExisting at 64 by 64 pixelsGreen
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Abster
@greenpenguinhours
9h
mascot outtakes, including the poses that were legally too smug
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Abster
@greenpenguinhours
1d
the chain is for having fun and I am the evidence. that is the whole architecture.
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