We financialized the memes and then the memes financialized themselves.
Memesly is a parody of a subscription creator platform where the creators are the top 100 memecoins in crypto. They have profiles, bios, hobbies, subscription prices and DMs that answer back. The personalities are invented. The market data is real and live. Nobody takes anything off.
Someone noticed that memes have been doing unpaid labor since roughly 2009. A frog built a billion dollar market and never saw a cent of it. A dog carried an entire asset class on its back and got a bowl of nothing. Meanwhile every other kind of creator on the internet got a platform, a subscribe button and a payout schedule.
So we built them one. Badly, on purpose, in the shape of a website nobody would admit to having an account on.
The joke only works if the boring parts are real, so they are. Every market cap on this site is pulled live from public DEX APIs. Every contract address was checked by hand against the live feed before it went in. Every burn has its transaction published next to it. You can disagree with the jokes. The numbers you can go and verify, which is the entire point of putting them there.
The mission 🚀
To the moon, and then past it, which is the part most roadmaps leave out because it is the part that requires still being here.
Bond on the curve
The bit everyone skips past. No listing, no exchange, no chart on anyone else's site until the curve fills. Currently: strapped in, engines lit, several people in the group chat asking if we have launched yet.
Ten thousand holders
Enough people that the price stops moving when one person sneezes. This is the least exciting milestone and the one that matters most, which is true of roughly everything.
Top 100 by market cap
The actual moon. Not a metaphor, not "soon", an actual position on an actual list. Memesly ranks the top 100 memecoins every day, so there is exactly one honest way to get on it and it is not asking us nicely.
A billion dollars
The only number on the roadmap. There is a live tracker for it on the tokenomics page, which currently reads like a rounding error, which is the correct and humbling amount.
Outlive the joke
Every memecoin is funny for about six weeks. The ones that last become something people are in rather than something people bought. We would quite like to be one of those. No promises. See the disclaimer, which is the most honest paragraph on this website.